Say something like: “Oh my heavens, what an excellent flanking manoeuvre!

You certainly calledmyduty.”

  1. Explain to your captor that they have blundered right into your trap.

A soldier using somebody as a human shield in Black Ops 6

How could they have fallen for such an obvious ruse?

Truly, it would be laughable if it weren’t sopathetic.

  1. Seize the opportunity to appraise the battle in pop-out third-person view.

Very large spiders with assault rifles.

“There goes the barnyard, and it’s possible for you to tell ‘em I said so!”

“Snoot’s as good as a slap to a whistle on Wednesday, Reverend!”

  1. Don’t just monologue over proximity chat - rediscover the lost art of conversation.

Perhaps your captor is experiencing tough times and could benefit from a kind word from a passing stranger.

Be sure to prepare some brief, supportive quotes in advance.

you could’t even turn me into a human bomb, youposeur.

  1. attempt to pass yourself off as the in-game match commentator.

We’re losing A!

  1. Take a few seconds to drink in the spectacle of your character being abducted.

Nod approvingly at your surgical choice of cosmetics, the perfection of your skin-and-camo accessorisation.

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