But some of us live thehorrorlife every day of the year.
So what are we to do to make this occasion still feel special?
They are, however, far more likely to be agnostic on the subject of Valentine’s Day.
Which leads me neatly into the purpose of this feature: games that let you date the monster.
The goal, dear reader, is to help you find the monstrous abomination who’s right foryou.
I’m quite partial to Dead By Daylight, and I really wanted to like Hooked On You.
I was so excited I planned to review it!
It’s not that Hooked On You had no good points at all.
Yes, you could still see the strings, but at least it was good for a laugh.
“D” absolutely refuses to be constrained by conventional thinking.
Most shockingly of all: “D” is isn’t after sex from the betentacled babes he summons.
It’s not that “D” is a jerk.
It’s that he’s an idiot.
She’s got face tentacles, for fuck’s sake!
What did any of us think was going to happen?
Because by the end of Sucker For Love, I adored her.
My expectations were subverted so many times in a four-hour game that you could use them as a corkscrew.
And what a line-up Drac has to choose from.
And I mean any.
They’ve branched out into more unusual, less humanoid designs for their side-characters, too.
Her decolletage alone can trigger a serious case of body horror heebie-jeebies.
