Check out the arse on that open world!
It’s very much the first 24 hours of the stereotypical British stag party.
All it’s missing is a tattoo somewhere awkward and a traffic cone full of sick.

Things continue to go sideways - as regards my savegame, at least.
The stag party energy is definitely wearing thin, at this point.
Waheeey, bois, amirite?

Ah, I remember this bar.
It used to be a Woolworths, and you could get a double Milky Bar for 30p.
Comrades, gentlebros, I’m feeling a bit sad, actually.

Can’t we just go back to the Airbnb and watch Friends?
How will you rise from this dire predicament?
What species of Henry will you be?

An unpredictable bum in jester’s slippers?
Among its new features is the ability to switch between three clothing loadouts at whim.
Right now, though, after five hours of play, my Henry is a homely and peaceable flowerpicker.

He and I have long since forgotten about reconciling with Sir Hans, let alone avenging Henry’s dad.
Deliverance 2’s interface design is generally quite restrained and elegant.
But the game is careful not to overwrite its own geography to the point that the geography feels cosmetic.

My Henry doesn’t even have shoes right now.
I’m interested to discover whether this will change.
But there are traces of something more engaging there.

Anyway, look out for my full review of Kingdom Come: Deliverance 2 in a handful of weeks.
