Its still not quite onBanana’s level, mind.

My research tells me you could then smash down castle walls during massive sieges.

Or, as shown in the header image, literally carry your party.

A golem carries the party in Throne And Liberty.

What happens if you then do a dancing emote, I wonder?

Do they all fall to their death, or simply cling on to gargantuan, boogying form?

Theres also some freshly introduced issues with theSteam Deck, apparently brought on by the anti-cheat.

Cover image for YouTube video

There are also no set classes.

Instead, youll switch roles by switching weapons.

What if someone is watching the specific combination of attacks Im using and thinks its stupid and suboptimal?

I cant deal with this.

I cant deal with it all.

Let me know if this one is a bit more chill than, uh, the famously chill FF14.