Whose ass in steed?

Former Ubisoft developer Charles Randall has been spilling the beans about the originalAssassins Creedon Twitter again.

Thats some genuinely nightmarish imagery to contemplate first thing in the morning.

Assassin’s Creed is a 2007 game where you can ride a man whose skeleton was stretched to resemble a horse.

It’s still there, but wriggling around inside him.

The gist: the CEOs kid thought it was boring.

To be honest, I kind of agree with Guillemot the younger about much of the first game.

Cover image for YouTube video

What are you even doing, Ubisoft?

you could find Assassins Creed onSteam,GOGand theEpic Games Store, if youre interested in some man-riding action.