It is a game that transforms weather from the subject of idle small talk to excited big talk.
I’m not made of fifteen quids, after all.
I completely forgot about this).
Just deliciously stupid levels of hateable.
Here, I wanted to stab Ferris, and I have fun doing it.
And the set pieces!
Smashing into horse drawn carts in street escapes.
Jumping across train carriages to put out fires.
Why would you abandon something as fun and freeing as Syndicate’s ziplines?
But it’s so unique and weird and identifiably Assassin’s Creed.
She’s gone scatterbrained", passers-by remark as Evie slinks by conspicuously.
Thing is, the inescapable truth of this series is that every protagonist it can musterwill always becomically conspicuous.
It’s a series about conspiracy theories and nigh-on superheroes performing ridiculous feats of mythical athleticism.
But the more it tries to shed it’s fundamental silliness, the more the cracks start to show.
This isn’t a series I either seek or expect serious storytelling from.
Go scatterbrained again, I say.
