One pair

Gentle reader, I have previously written exactly two boob-related articles in my life.

One was a cheesy round-up of the best manboobs in video games for Green Man Gaming’s long-vanished blog.

It was published sometime in 2010, and IIRC, pre-reboot Kratos came out on top.

A side-by-side comparison screen for a mod that gives all the Joker cards in Balatro boobs, including Joker cards that feature inanimate objects, like the walkie talkie depicted here

The banana card has boobs, for example.

The credit card card has boobs.

There were some mighty hurdles to overcome.

Some joker cards with boobs in a mod for card game Balatro

“i cannot give titties to to-do list”,readsone despairing Bluesky update.

Some hourslater: “let it not be said i am unwilling to admit when i am wrong”.

The results can now be downloaded fromGithub.

“No nipples are onscreen,” prettypinkpansy explains.

I like Jimbo’s Big Naturals.

It’s that magic kind of mod that is both very silly and surprisingly crafty.

Yes,that’swhy I’m writing this up.

Not because I’m almost 40 and still giggle at the idea of a banana with boobs.

I hope anyone who tries it enjoys Jimbo’s Big Naturals.

Thank you so much to everyone who helped out!

I am but a drop in the bucket of their creativity.

hey be sure to check out what the community has made onthe official Balatro Discord."