Baldur’s Gate 3 deserves better than these awful WizKids miniatures that look like they’d melt on a mildly temperate afternoon

Moaning about toys now, are we Nic?

Is this what the profession has been reduced to?

And to that I say: videogames are toys anyway, theyre just slightly better at hiding it.

Also, several of them are worth owning.

Look how they plas-acred my boy:

Okay, sure.

For the same price, you could get six halfling shieldmaidens riding walruses fromTT COMBAT.

Okay, one more.

Check out this Owlbearfrom Zealot Miniatures.

Now look at this actual bear from Wizkids:

Yes, yes.

This bear looks like it came from a bucket on the counter of a museum gift shop.

If anyone from WizKids reads this then… 1.

Im writing about your stupid, defective products satirically, and 2.

Do NOT send me any bears to try and prove their worth.

I know where they’ve been.