There are moving background elements in some stages - in others, you make your own pace.
Except I can’t really make my own pace, can I Bauhaus Bonk?
Because the swing soundtrack makes me feel like a plodding buffoon if I’m not responding with appropriate gusto.
This is entrapment, game.
I am devilishly compelled by swing, like aReefer Madnessextra.
“Spin to win in this single-player one-button dexterity game.
Can you set a new time record?
Complete the level using the fewest spins possible?
Secure the global high score?
Alternate which pivot-point youre rotating around to move through 54 levels.
Switch the background color to make obstacles disappear.
How minimalist of you, Bauhaus Bonk.
No,youjust read the Wikipedia page on the Bauhaus movement.
I describe headshots for a living.
You are thus doomed to play once again, perhaps forever.
Bauhaus Bonk is out February 6th, 2025.
