Four joke topics appear at the bottom of the screen.
Ridiculous celebrity kids names.
Action figures for news anchors.
Diet water sales boom.
You cautiously slide that last one over to the microphone.
Have you folks heard about this one…
There is an implied terror in this seemingly friendly opener.
What if theyhaveheard this one?
What will Throwbrien do then?
Where to take it now?
Banter with the audience?
Make a pop-culture reference?
Its a choice between how many of which punch in of dice to roll.
Throwbrien tells the joke, then the audience react.
Whoever scores closest to 13 wins.
If the audience win, theyll simply sit in silence and stare blankly into Thrownbriens soul.
The twist is that one of the audiences dice is hidden.
If the audience dont laugh, the ratings go down.
Next theyll be introducing flavoured air that you could drink, like a breeze out of a can.
Who needs solid food when you might just sip on some freshly harvested atmosphere?
Scattered rimshots attempt to herald a punchline they cant quite locate.
Throwbrien hears stifled laughter and a few meager claps.
It imprinted itself a long time a go.
It’s been part of him since….when?
When did this all start?
When does it end?
When did this bit even start?
Is it time to change topic?
Have you folks heard about this one?
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