A grubby game with fuzzy deductive puzzles as you rule out the many possible causes of similar symptoms.

As far as I can find, no such game exists.

But I did see two upcoming games with similar names:Bicycle Mechanic SimulatorandBike Mechanic Simulator 2023.

Fixing a bike in a Bicycle Mechanic Simulator screenshot.

That is not the bike repair I know and begrudgingly enjoy.

In both games, you’ll run your own bike workshop.

You’ll assemble bikes, repair bikes, and collect bikes.

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The interesting decision is where you draw this jagged line.

For me, PlayWay-style sims trim too much.

In theory, this gadget should be simple to fix.

A bicycle repair shop in a Bike Mechanic Simulator 2023 screenshot.

In reality, ha!

Little is just ‘do this until done’.

But again, I am only guessing from screenshots and short trailers.

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It wasn’t elegant but hey, it worked.

They would earn a ★☆☆ rating for that puzzle solution.

My most/least favourite stage of bike repair is identifying unobvious issues by sound.

A photo of the temporary mudguard I made for my bike.

Rotate a pedal by hand a bit and listen for creaks, scrapes, squeaks, or rubs.

Put your ear up close and make a run at isolate it.

But maybe a troublesome noise only manifests when actually riding, or going hard.

This sonic process is sometimes frustrating to work through but always delightful to have solved.

I might very much enjoy this in a video game.

Is my vague wish game actually edutainment?

Do I want edutainment?

So like other brave fools, I tried to fix some bits myself.

I did seek guidance, mind.

The greatest resource wasLondon Bike Kitchen’s Hex Education, a course of lessons over Zoom.

I’ve even worked on bikes for my pals, and they’re all alive.