FATHER TO NO MURDERED SONS.
HUSBAND OF NO MURDERED WIVES.
OWNER OF A BRONZE SWIMMING CERTIFICATE AND A WHITE BELT IN KARATE.
Eater of pizza that has fallen on the floor, like a whole minute ago!
And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.
The game in question isDieseldome: Oil And Blood, and it is pretty good fun.
There’s a demo on Steam, for now is the time ofNext Fest.
From “Dieseldome: Oil And Blood” you will hopefully deduce a few things.
One, there is a dome.
Mind you, you’ve probably already deduced that Ancient Rome is involved from my crafty intro allusions.
OK, let’s take this in an appropriately roguelikey direction and start from the beginning.
Dieseldome: Oil And Blood!
It’s an arena-based first-person shooter with roguelike power-ups.
Should have put that bit first.
And also, to keep your own heart and mind inside your body.
This is to your advantage, for to stay put and aim carefully is to perish.
Try not to fall in the lava!
What else is there to say?
I honestly thought it was broken to begin with.
My first two runs felt a bit underpopulated, a little dry.
Dieseldome doesn’t have a release date yet.Read more on Steam.
“ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?”
bellows Praetor Press Release, predictably but forgiveably.
Yes, yes I am, for the moment, though I draw the line at “Romanpunk”.
Everything is punk nowadays, including things that mean the diametric opposite.
There is probably such a thing as Torypunk!
I can’t bear to check, but I guarantee that there is!
