Find a honking great sword on the beach?
A pirate’s cutlass?
Get in the sea, literally.
Boots Quest DX is daft in the extreme, but it also kinda knows it, too.
Muddy boots, meanwhile, make this horrible squelching sound that gives me the shivers just thinking about it.
But wear them you must, because there is no question of if or want in this game.
But all these treasures still cannot compare or slake your thirst for the very best.
A Wyrmslayer, you say?
What a horrible thought.
Was their hunger for boots actually wildly misplaced?
Is there more to life than finding the best footwear?
