And yes, he’s made it even sillier.

The skip is just wishful thinking.

I am starting to fear he might never finish and release Duke Smoochemnot for our sake, for his.

Boris Johnson dangles from a zipline waving union flags in a screenshot from the Duke Nukem 3D custom level, Duke Smoochem.

Will England stop being daft for long enough for him to catch up and call it finished?

Maybe he should receive a lifelong Arts Council grant, become an official chronicler.