What do we know about Black Ops 6?
kindly let this not be my weary end-of-week projection.
kindly let this be evidence that Black Ops 6’s major antagonist (or protagonist?)

is a wolf so vast it is obliged to clothe itself in major US landmarks.
Perhaps it could wear the Pentagon as a diaper?
Ho ho ho I slay myself.
like let this be evidence that Black Ops 6 is secretly aBayonettagame.
Hitting a giga-wolf over the noggin with the Capitol building is absolutely a thing Bayonetta would do.
you might keep your silly tactical nukes, Mason.
A dark new chapter of the Black Ops franchise begins.
It’s also rumoured to beset during the events of the first Gulf War.
A giga-wolf would fit in perfectly here, Activision.
Come on, it’s my birthday.