What do we know about Black Ops 6?

kindly let this not be my weary end-of-week projection.

kindly let this be evidence that Black Ops 6’s major antagonist (or protagonist?)

A golden stencilled image of a wolf over an illustration of the US Capitol building

is a wolf so vast it is obliged to clothe itself in major US landmarks.

Perhaps it could wear the Pentagon as a diaper?

Ho ho ho I slay myself.

like let this be evidence that Black Ops 6 is secretly aBayonettagame.

Hitting a giga-wolf over the noggin with the Capitol building is absolutely a thing Bayonetta would do.

you might keep your silly tactical nukes, Mason.

A dark new chapter of the Black Ops franchise begins.

It’s also rumoured to beset during the events of the first Gulf War.

A giga-wolf would fit in perfectly here, Activision.

Come on, it’s my birthday.