No, YOU’RE obsessed with Starfield’s gourmet scene…
I have a confession to make, readers.
I’m mildly obsessed withStarfield’s cuboid food brand Chunks.
Chunks are my favourite food of the lot, though.
Or a cube with yellow skin that professes to call itself grilled chicken?
And then it dawned on me: this is exactly how I feel about Starfield as a whole.
There are two types of Chunks in the Starfield universe: packaged and loose.
The latter show off their cuboid weirdness in all their unnatural glory.
Packaged Chunks on the other hand, are vacuum sealed inside sterile silver packets.
They can be stacked, packed together neatly, and be easily consumed in a single bite.
These aren’t any good for fitting neatly into my ship’s cargo hold.
Just think of all that wasted packaging!
There are moments where I have successfully detected some kind of pulse.
A very cheesestake Chunk, if you will.
Very much the secret baked potato of Chunks, that one.
I have played many mediocre video games in my time, but most have made me feel something.
I remain unmoved by Starfield’s call to adventure.
Sure sounds like Starfield all right.
