I am, of course, a less proficient FPS player.

I am also a child of chaos, who is more interested in silly antics than victory.

That’s not all she wrote as regards the latest Counter-Strike 2 update.

A flashy sniper rifle from Counter-Strike 2

The cosmetic addition that most amuses me is the introduction of end-of-match animations for defeated players.

These all feel like variations on “oh shucks”, mind you.

I don’t see any “heated gamer moments” in there.

Defeated characters looking mopey in Counter-Strike 2

Somebody smash a keyboard, already!

you might read the full Counter-Strike 2 patch noteshere.