You might say there’s been an outbreak of Smooth Crime, hee heeee!
Sorry, I wish I were cool enough to explain this properly.
It’s probably best you just watch the footage below.

It’s not some fleeting glitch.
Wait, scratch that last one, it’s by Prince.
I’m going to call that Valve giving the move their blessing.

A last word of advice.
Don’t want to be a boy, you want to be a man.
You want to stay alive, better do what you might, so ragequit, just ragequit.

Don’t worry, you’ve got the option to always blame it on the boogie.
And on that note, I do believe I’ve just been fired?