You might say there’s been an outbreak of Smooth Crime, hee heeee!

Sorry, I wish I were cool enough to explain this properly.

It’s probably best you just watch the footage below.

The Michael Jackson Peek Shoot from Counter-Strike 2 in action, with one player defying physics and sloping around a corner with their feet rooted to the spot.

It’s not some fleeting glitch.

Wait, scratch that last one, it’s by Prince.

I’m going to call that Valve giving the move their blessing.

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A last word of advice.

Don’t want to be a boy, you want to be a man.

You want to stay alive, better do what you might, so ragequit, just ragequit.

Counter-Strike 2 art from Valve with Michael Jackson imposed on it, referencing a new peek-shooting move.

Don’t worry, you’ve got the option to always blame it on the boogie.

And on that note, I do believe I’ve just been fired?