This feels like that.
It’s like a fake game made up by a Hollywood television producer."
Oh no, the cops!

in a compact map.
It makes for a good time!
And this would theoretically be the case with Crime Boss too.

What you mostly do in the game is crime, delivered in standalone, instanced nuggets.
These crimes are delivered in three different contexts.
If you fail a level in Urban Legends you have to start at the beginning.

There are seeds of good ideas here.
This’d be a neat take on the single player for a primarily co-op-friendly game.
Unfortunately, Crime Boss has done whatever the opposite of nailing the fundamentals is.

It has pulled all the nails out of the fundamentals.
The prospect of dying and doing loads of the game again is, therefore, depressing.
That’s not an AI thing, but it is pretty funny.

They are, by a generous margin, the worst thing about Crime Boss!
as if he’s browsing at a local WI fete.
Kim Basinger mostly just kind of stands there.

And of course they are!
This isn’t their wheelhouse!
It’s a no brainer, surely?
I’m not going to begrudge the Dannys, bothGloverand Trejo, a pension.