Dog eat dog
Pupperazziis a game about taking pictures of dogs.
They are, as is traditional, very cute dogs.
An extreme sports dog wants a picture of a dog riding a scooter.
I am aware that I find things creepy when they’re not meant to be.
This is a me problem.
And there are lots of things in Pupperazzi that are genuinely wholesome.
For example, often you will see dogs with jobs.
Who doesn’t like dogs with jobs?
This one is running a food stand and wearing a little hat.
Haha, this one is on the till at a shop and - oh.
Oh god, the shop just sells piles of giant,hugebones.
Did… Did they dig up a dinosaur?
Are the dogs eating dinosaurs?
Mainly, though, I get a powerful bang of Alfred Hitchcock’s The Birds off it.
If you get close enough, their heads swivel towards you.
It made me go “Ooh!”
What is this place?
The weirdest moment of all was when I realised that you do not play a photographer in Pupperazzi.
Oh no, you play a photography machine.
You are a giant camera with noodly arms and legs and robotic hands.
The camera lens is your eye and it looks… organic.
Is there a brain in there?
Is this camerimera a cyborg?
Also the dogs have a king.
This is what the king looks like.
Why is he wearing a human-sized crown?
Did he kill the previous king?
Or is the dog king separate to the human regent?What is going on here?
