Notable among things I couldn’t find when I went looking for them: the bastard keys.
I really enjoyed the design of the Hollywood McMansions in Dead Island 2.
I appreciate the effort!
See a juicy supply crate in a locked sauna?
Buddy, you’re able to smash that sauna door.
And then you yourself will be alarmed, ho ho.
There were times I felt the game was openly mocking me.
Imagine my shock when I went to pillage the garage and I was told I needed his garage key.
The old man gave me his keys already!
Why are theremore keys!?
You know what I didn’t find?
The key to the locker in the laundry room.
I checked every abandoned housekeeping cart I found.
I killed all the zombies that looked like they might have worked at the hotel.
Where is the laundry room locker key and why is it so fucking far from the bastard laundry room?
Others are just… locked.
Maybe it’s a preview build issue.
Most of them, I’m sure, are a skill issue, though.
The safety deposit boxes are a great example.
Laundry locker keys shouldn’t be hard to find in a game where you shove pool cues through corpses.
Where is the garage key, old man?
What are you hiding in there?
ADMIT ME TO YOUR CARS, YOU ELDERLY LOCK PERVERT.
