Several hours of Deathbulge has brought me more joy than several years of being in actual bands.
I had some isolated good times in some of those bands, but Im having averygood time with Deathbulge.
Deathbulge is not good because its deeply cutting satire or anything.
would have found both the shits and gigs in any subject, shit gigs notwithstanding.
However, the subject matter feels vibrant and accurate enough to let me confidently deduce that its writer 1.
Has an abiding love for Big Mouth Billy Bass, 2.
Has either been in bands or has lots of mates who were.
They also likely used to hang out at skateparks.
They have probably worn a short sleeved tee over a long-sleeved at least once.
The dudes five years older than youandhes got a nose piercing.
He saw Slipknot twice.Beforethey made Iowa.
Here, Faye tries this by naming instruments that have bass in the title.
You will laugh and smile together, all the while harbouring secret disdain for each other.
You know, deep down, that you are better than these people in every way.
Sure, they have better gear than you.
But you cannot trust your own lying ears.
Pedestrian concepts like basic listenability have no place in art.
You are makingthereal shit.
That is obviouslythefake shit.
you’ve got the option to tell because the crowds are really into it.
Everyone knows that they cannot handlethe real shit.
Fine by me, because theydefinitelywerent makingthe real shiteither.
We probably could have stayed mates, but I was too proud for that.
Everything else is just guff and bluster, and I reckon Deathbulge gets that.
And if you havent heard of it….thats totally fine and cool!
Wed be happy tosit and tell you all about it.
(Friday May 31stat4PM BST!)
