You wouldn’t believe how some people do their washing!
And then I watched another players’s washing in disgust.
You wouldn’t believe the laundry crimes I’ve seen.

you could play the current prototype version for freein Robloxnow.
I am delighted that it exists.
That real clatter, slosh, rattle, and rumble.

Oh, other people’s washes are distressing.
Such vandalism that they might as wellthrow a brick in.
I’ve seen sofa cushions thrown in alongside flip-flops and underwear.

And I gasped aloud when I saw a full load of mixed colours on the machine’s self-clean cycle.
Innumerable laundry crimes committed casually by smiling Legomen.
Did they intentionally wash their towels so badlybecausethey’d never run this wash for real?
Were these the laundry equivalents of edgy tales about murdermen, theNo Russianof smalls?
Or was this perhaps trolling?
On the bright side, I have learned about modern laundry technology.
Apparently now you’ve got the option to get dryers with a high-heat bug-blasting anti-allergy mode?
What times we live in!
But now I know, because I’ve played a Roblox simulation.
By god, I have opinions on the correct way to load a dishwasher.
He’s got into developing for Roblox too, makinga game about climbing a giant man.
Disclosure: Terry Cavanagh is a pal, and married to a great pal of mine.
I have likely seen his IRL washing at some point, though I never watched it.
That would be weird.
Don’t watch the washing of people you know.
Save that for strangers online.
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