I did try and get a radio signal out earlier, but the grumpy sod never responded.
Probably too busy organising his trophy case in his man cave, to be honest.
But let’s face it.
Doomguy wouldn’t be much fun at a birthday party anyway.
In some ways, I can’t blame them.
Mancubus
What’s a demon to do when you’ve only got rocket launchers for hands?
They’ve got so much energy they just don’t know what to do with it all.
Pinky
They’ve sure got a pair of lungs on them, those Pinkys.
Just don’t let them near the buffet, or they’ll absolutely clean you out.
The Cyberdemon
The big VIP.
Everyone looks forward to the Cyberdemon turning up.
They absolutely love it.
Every party needs an Icon Of Sin on the wall.
you’ve got the option to always count on the spider lads for a good boogie.
Every good anecdote always starts with a Revenant doing something stupid at a party.
It’s just the rule.
The unsung hero of any big night out, there simply is no party without the magnificent Arch-Vile.
