“I’M A 12.0 ON THE 10.0 SCALE OF BADNESS!”
“Consider yourself warned!
This book contains scenes of graphic violence!”
“Knee-deep in the dead!”
That’s an accurate summary, but let’s not take this the wrong way.
and “NOW I’M RADIOACTIVE!
THAT CAN’T BE GOOD!”
- is some pureDuke Nukempoetry.
And yes, the lines are truly magical.
THAT MEANS YOU HAVE HUGE GUTS!
RIP AND TEAR!"
What other bardic songs did Doomguy have in store for us?
After he finally finished ripping and tearing, what hopes and dreams did he possess?
A strong man with the biggest, baddest gun in the world!"
Bless you, 1996 comic book Doomguy with your big gun fetish.
Truly, you are the hero we deserve in this troubled age.
