For May is now the month of DOOM.

It marks the coming of a new Dark Age.

I can’t confirm this, obviously, but chainsawing the month neatly in two is classic Doom behaviour.

A big blade-wielding horned demon having a swing at your shotgun-wielding self in Doom: The Dark Ages

Hopefully, we’ll get the last word tomorrow.

The Dark Ages is one of four games that are publicly slated to appear.

The others are Clair Obscura: Expedition 33, South Of Midnight, and a mystery surprise guest.

As for what you’ll do in the new Doom - there shall be no maypoles and kissing.

There shall only bechained maces, powdered skulls, and medieval mechs.

You’d betterhopethere are no maypoles and kissing.