I hardly knew or!
I have boots, she says, somewhat indignantly.
Those are slippers, I reply.

she asks, somewhat more indignantly.
They dont give you move speed, I respond.
A new Dota patch came out last week, and its a biggun.

Is it a good time for lapsed players to jump back in?
Its certainly a good opportunity to test your relationship.
Prepare to lose, was his main tip, while trying to have fun regardless.

New minibosses have not changed this.
In theory, its a tasty patch.
not playing but instead futilely hammering your buttons until you die.

Creeps are worth less gold as the game goes on, incentivising fightin rather than drawn out farmin.
I like that the maps busier, but I have mixed feelings about its embiggening.
On the one hand, it is undoubtedly significant.

Its the edges of the map that have grown, and those are the hinterlands.
Theyll take some getting used to.
Thats not to say the magic cant be found in solo play.

Yet yin must meet yang.
The words stress and chore have been used.
I cant not mention the jeering.

My partner hasnt caught the Dota bug yet, and maybe she never will.