My car now

The Horsemen of the Apocalypse are War, Famine, Death and Pestilence.

The Drivers of the Apocalypse are Grappling Hooks, Vehicle Swapping, Boss Battles and Upgrades.

This makes it sound like a bossrush format, which I approve of.

A wasteland car made of spiky bits and rust driving over the desert with lots of explosions in Drivers of the Apocalypse

Mad Max-inspired games should be all crescendo.

I don’t want to death-race against a bunch of low-level mooks on barbed-wire tricycles.

There’s a plot, unbelievably.

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“You step into the shoes of Artemis, a junior mercenary working for Thunder Strike Force.

Stop deadly convoys, defeat powerful bosses, and survive.”

That’s not much of a narrative arc, lads.

Give Artemis a surname at least.

Drivers of the Apocalypse is out… at some point.

My snarking aside, I think it looks enjoyable.

I’m only snarking for the sake of wordcount, really.

That’ll teach you to leave the sun roof down.