I’m already exhausted
Techland have achieved something incredible.
With a singleDying Light 2marketing Tweet, they caused the greatest mass exhalation seen, perhaps, ever.
Even some hurried backtracking from Techland’s marketing team couldn’t save us from exhaustion.

Techland’s way of saying that they’ve made a big open-world zombie game.
Look it’s massive!
So much to do!

I’m sure the walk is lovely, but I’d much rather fly.
Have a rifle through the responses and they aren’t great.
Less is more", largely making up the consensus.
In response to some of the negativity,Dying Light2 followed up their original tweet withanother banger.
Even with 400 hours knocked off, Dying Light 2 couldn’t sound less appealing.
As I near 30, my gaming tastes have changed.
I have ‘life stuff’ to worry about, like what detergent is cheapest.
Office chairs and vacuum cleaners top my wishlists.
When it comes to games, I approach them in a similar way.
I’d heard the game is long, if overly long.
I reckon the only games I’ve played for 500 hours or more are multiplayer-focused.
League Of Legends and World Of Warcraft must have made it in there.
Again, though, I dropped them long ago.
I don’t want my games to feel like commitments anymore.
And Dying Light 2 sure seems like one.
It launches on 4th February, so there’s not long to find out.