The whirlwind romance of my Elden romcom
Most of myElden Ringadventure was an absolute breeze.
I chose theAstrologer classand used sorceries galore to effortlessly steamroll through almost every boss.
I was fine by myself, like any good romcom protagonist at the start of the movie.
As I walked into the final boss arena, I had unwaivering confidence.
I strolled in, staff at the ready and prepared to win.
Then, my string of easy victories came to a shocking end.
Fortunately, love had other plans, and I entered into a whirlwind romance with the Mimic Tear Ash.
Let’s back up a bit.
We could cast spells from either side of the arena and completely overwhelm any boss.
It’s like we were meant for each other.
The Mimic Tear Ash was a lifesaver and I couldnt have completed Elden Ring without it.
This was the start of something special.
Spoilers follow for the final Elden Ring boss!
For those that dont already know, the final Elden Ring boss is split into two fights.
This sucker punch of misery was a horrible experience for my solo sorcerer.
I could beat Radagon, but it used most of my resources.
By the time I got to the Elden Beast, Id usually die within seconds.
The Mimic Tear Ash changed all of that.
After a flawless victory and a lot of joyful screams, we were inseparable.
you might keep exploring after beating the Elden Beast, and we made the most of every second.
With more easy wins under our belt, our relationship blossomed.
I was ready to trade the Elden Ring for a wedding ring.
We were unstoppable, after all.
I could only imagine the spectacle of a full Elden Ring run with my trusty partner in crime.
Then, there was a shocking reveal.
With that, the honeymoon phase wore off.
Sure, the Mimic Tear Ash is still great, but things just don’t feel the same anymore.
The Mimic Tear Ash has changed and our love story is tarnished.
With that, our relationship has come to an end.
After the breakup, I need to take some time to learn how to fight by myself again.
I’ll need a break from Elden Ring first, though.
Without my Mimic Tear Ash, the Lands Between just feel too scary.
