And I’m sad to report I’m having a miserable time.

On paper, Exoprimal sounds like a hoot.

As one of the enlisted, you fight waves of dinosaurs in competitive races to the finish line.

Several mech suits try to take down a T-Rex in Exoprimal

Eventually, you reach a final stage where the objective seems to switch.

Maybe it’s the one driving force keeping me going.

The trouble with Exoprimal is that it hasn’t ticked either of these boxes.

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By “cohesion”, I mean in the most literal sense: a cool play.

Then there’s the whole completing a match, which nets you… guff.

Suit levels, battle pass levels, BikCoin, all the most tedious of incremental stat boosts or skins.

Battling a T. rex in an Exoprimal screenshot.

I keep moseying about the menus, looking for something to work towards,anythingto latch onto!

There isn’t anything!

It seems confident in its setup to have me play the same scenario, seemingly forever?