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I could have described the multiplayer racing gameFaaast Penguina lot of ways.

It isFall Guysmeets SnowboardKids.

It is Diddy Kong Racing but all the courses are water slides.

Many cartoon penguins dressed in costume celebrate with a cheer.

It’s Cool Runnings but there are 40 penguins instead of four Jamaicans.

Okay, that last one is a bit of a stretch.

It’s coming out next week.

Taking inspiration from thesquabbling ruthlessnessof real world penguins, players are encouraged to attack each other.

“The outcome of the race remains uncertain until the very end!”

you might play as a party of four, and there’s crossplay with other platforms.

It comes out September 19th.

They also add one last proviso: “An Epic Games account is required to play the game.”

An instant annoyance for some, I bet.

But not a dealbreaker for me, I love penguins, and would never doanything to harm them.