No adventures here, yo

Perhaps you are fatigued by orcs and swords.

It’s a life sim about building a home in Hobbiton and keeping up with the Proudfeet.

Maybe you will also get to lie around getting totally blazed on halfling reefer.

A cosy drawing of some hobbits gathered together near a brook with bridges and hobbit houses and a nice blue sky behind, in key art from Tales Of The Shire

Although I did not spot that in this hearthful new trailer.

We see plenty of growing, foraging and friend-making in the above trailer.

From the accompanying notes, it does sound familiar to any Sims or Dreamlight Valley player.

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you’re free to see why she wants to emphasise the cosiness.

Lord of the Rings games have traditionally focused on bashing goblins and waging jewellry war.

No branding Hobbit faces with your magical burning hand then.

Probably for the best.

Look, I don’t know, I’ve never actually read Tolkien.

I’ve never read anything.