Have you not seen the Rocky Horror Show?
During the 2005 screening, the crowd all shouted “it’s just a model!”
I responded “shhhh!
I was doing some clever cross-media humour!
I’ve just noticed that Rocky Horror Picture Show is getting another video game adaptation.
There’s no store page yet that I can find.
Will it have a flying castle scene?
Will I ever be free of my sense of low-key humiliation and regret?
Alternatively, dig out your Speccy and fire upthe previous 1980s adaptation.
