Here I am, lying in wait behind a tree.
Were you planning to spend this weekend playing some cute two-hour artgame sideshow, without any levelling at all?
Shut up, you DOLT.

You will play what the nice journalist tells you to play!
That’s in addition to some DLC and a discount voucher for Beamdog’s Mythforce.
Or around a fiver for both of those plus the two Baldur’s Gates and Pathfinder: Kingmaker.
I am a forgiving man.
Which artgame is this, by the way?
Honestly, this “ambushing you in the woods” thing was actually a cry for help.
like, like come back.
Recommend me a smaller game I can play instead of buying that bundle.
I’m begging you.