Here I am, lying in wait behind a tree.

Were you planning to spend this weekend playing some cute two-hour artgame sideshow, without any levelling at all?

Shut up, you DOLT.

Morte the skull sidkick from Planescape: Torment.

You will play what the nice journalist tells you to play!

That’s in addition to some DLC and a discount voucher for Beamdog’s Mythforce.

Or around a fiver for both of those plus the two Baldur’s Gates and Pathfinder: Kingmaker.

I am a forgiving man.

Which artgame is this, by the way?

Honestly, this “ambushing you in the woods” thing was actually a cry for help.

like, like come back.

Recommend me a smaller game I can play instead of buying that bundle.

I’m begging you.