Its a dumb, open-world simulator in which bugs have been promoted to features.
As though the invisible hand of a very, very tired QA tester is always on the tiller.
This game is a whole lot bigger than the last one.
There isnt an inch of the map thats not utilised in some way.
Strangers will stop to take a selfie, or venture to pet you, or kick you.
Goat Simulator 3 feels about as active and dynamic as most of the Rockstar open-world games it pastiches.
Goat Simulator 3 has its cake and eats it, which feels like appropriately goat-like behaviour around a cake.
Defeat her and you find yourself fighting old ladies in a Wolfenstein 3D level.
You trot inside to discover a perfect recreation of bombsite A from de_dust2.
Underneath all of the goat nonsense and fart noises, theres an intelligently constructed toy chest.
More nonsense and fart noises.
