He perches there with track-suited elbows akimbo, smiling faintly.
Trotter aside, the table sustains various piles of money and a bottle of what could be Jack Daniels.
Sunlight streams through the conservatory windows behind, lending the whole scene the quality of an angelic visitation.
What to make of this?
Why is Trotter squatting on a table?
His amused rictus contains no answer.
I feel the need to workshop this bizarre spectacle before I can say anything further about the game.
There’s nothing for it - I’m going to have to write a quick listicle.
Seven reasons Trotter is squatting on that coffee table
1.
Trotter is squatting on the table simply to free up a chair for his dog.
Still, that doesn’t explain the other, apparently vacant chair and the sofa.
The dog is Trotter’s landlord, who has cruelly forbidden Trotter from sitting on people furniture.
Trotter has just been standing on the coffee table to change a light bulb.
Not for them the terrifying oblivion of Night.
Trotter fears you are plotting to take his money.
In a few seconds he is going to seal the deal by urinating explosively.
Trotter thinks the floor is lava.
Tables are in danger of growing stale, and Trotter is taking them to strange new places.
We are witnessing the birth oftablepunk.
He’s absolutely tripping balls over here.
His entire cognitive framework is rebooting before our eyes.
His soul is molting like a caterpillar.
Nicdid a write-up last yearand was ambivalent, though he liked the radio stations.
it’s possible for you to read more onSteam.
BONUS LIST ENTRY 8.As of 13th March 2025, we may have solved the mystery.
(That’s a Know Your Meme link, so reasonably SFW.)
