Players seem to like cyclists.

Or at least, players seem slightly less eager to murder people on bikes.

I’m just a tourist come to watch the murder, you know?

A woman sits on a BMX in front of burning vehicles in a GTA Online screenshot.

c’mon let me live!

Though the fact that I’m so vulnerable does make people more inclined to screw with me.

I like the absurdity of wheelieing through a very, very active crime scene.

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That would have come in handy.

GTA Online is a terrible place in many ways.

While it’s a little less stingy with money these days (finally!

), you’ll still encounter the ubiquitous cheaters, racists, and miscellaneous jerks.

Disclosure: I have some pals at Rockstar.

Edinburgh’s a tiny city.