The hat makes you look like an eraser pencil from Forbidden Planet.
It’s the kind of headgear worn by the kind of criminal Batman’s too grown-up to fight anymore.
But it has, nonetheless, roused in this under-dressed stranger a sense of Dionysian frenzy.
You begin the demo slumped over in a flat void that stretches away forever.
Or at least, flail it at.
InHalf Sword, weapons are swung by jolting the cursor around or yanking the analog sticks.
As such, it’s rare even with practice that you land what feels like a clean blow.
Regardless, it’s very funny.
There are someGang Beasts-worthy moments in Half Sword, albeit with a lot more gore.
Touche, good sir knight.
I’ll see you at the next Roundtable.
