Whether you win the game matters not it’s if you bought it.

(Just look atthat cover art!

No points for guessing what first caught my hormone-addled eye.)

A woman holds a sword in a samurai pose while a solider floats in a magic chokehold behind her in Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines

One odd thing I adore about this game, though, is the main character.

It’s strange because really, you’d be hard-pressed to find a blanker canvas.

Yeah, that’s probably laying it on a bit thick.

Cover image for YouTube video

And for the record, as an IRL pescatarian I’ve never literally eaten anyone.

She’s still out there doing her best to be human, so I guess I can as well.